Our Sexiest Man Alive!

People magazine announced on twitter at 8am EST this morning that Channing Tatum is their Sexiest Man Alive 2012. LOL! Whatever... we, they, and everyone knows that this is just a cute PR thing, and it helps create buzz for the chosen dude. However with that said, it still is quite pathetic that considering that Michael was in a film with Channing this year, 'Haywire', how the hell they selected Channing over Michael is anyone's guess. Maybe it's an American thing, I dunno, but, for what it's worth, Michael Fassbender is OUR sexiest man alive. And we're biased just like how People magazine is biased.

What do you think makes Michael Fassbender the sexiest man alive?