Michael wants that Oscar [edited]

No he didn't! Where the fuck is this from? He just had to go there!

See... I'm a nice person. I'm a good, law abiding citizen. I have maintained integrity in being the administrator of this blog. I have supported Michael Fassbender, I have defended him. I praise him for his brilliant talents and humanitarian ethics...


What the fuck is this? It's beautiful! It's sexy... I, I have no words, I just fucking look at it, and yes, my fucking mind goes straight into the most ghetto of all gutters! Thanks a lot Michael fucking Fassbender for pulling out the Sexy Motherfucker card. Bastard! You did this on purpose! [This is from W magazine]

Fill in the blank game: 
I would _____________ the _____________ out of him until _______________.

Me: I would tap the DNA out of him until the cops came and arrest me!

Let's have fun with this. Fuck it. :D

Thanks MiddleFrances - I was in class when you sent this!

For tankgirl's phone